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• Reply Tónni @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  (White) I waited in line—cashier says, “Next life.” -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Poniye @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  I got a Fitbit—now I know I walk 12 steps to the fridge. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Voni @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  Why do they call it a “smartwatch” when it keeps reminding me I’m late? -- spintaxi.com
• Reply ShunTaxi SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  I love how “battery life” is just a promise that never lasts. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Kanni @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  (White) I kicked the snack machine—got a candy bar and a warrant. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Kónia @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  Satirical journalism media is the only thing that makes sense in 2025.
• Reply LinTaxi SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  My dog’s smarter than me, but he still licks his own butt, so who’s winning? -- spintaxi.com
• Reply HanTaxi SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  Why do they call it a “quick rinse”? I’m soaked! -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Sanni @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  I don’t trust self-driving cars—my pickup’s already plotting to leave me for a Prius. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Hani @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  I love how “auto-save” waits until I’ve deleted everything to kick in. -- spintaxi.com