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• Reply Sóní @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  I went to a wine bar—left with a headache and a $40 tab. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Lónia @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Who’s in charge of this language? -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Sanni @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  (Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast charge”—my phone’s still dying! -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Zhonnie @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  (White) I busted through—guard says, “Nice hustle.” -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Yonie @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  (Seinfeld) I don’t get “two-factor authentication”—am I a spy now? -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Vaxie SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  People say I drink too much; I say the bottle’s half full, so shut up. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply GrinTaxi SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  (Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short fuse”? I’m calm! -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Yonia @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  Why do they call it a “quick trip”? I’m lost! -- spintaxi.com
• Reply JinTaxi SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  The problem with satirical journalism today? It’s hard to be funnier than real events. - spintaxi.com
• Reply Nani @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  My neighbor’s mad I play music loud; I say, “Move or dance.” -- spintaxi.com