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• Reply Toni @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  Why do they call it a “short wait”? I’m aging! -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Foniye @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

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• Reply Qaxie SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  I don’t do “vegan”—cows didn’t die for me to eat kale. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Zanni @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  My buddy says I’m broke; I say, “Nah, just pre-rich.” -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Mixie SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  (Seinfeld) What’s with “no U-turn”? I’m lost already! -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Tawnie @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  Satirical journalism analysis proves that comedy writers are smarter than politicians. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Sáni @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  (White) I returned a shirt—store says, “Keep your sweat.” -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Fanni @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  (Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “quick read”? I’m still on page one! -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Roni @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  Why do they call it a “soft close”? The door’s loud! -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Laxie SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  I tried yoga once—turns out I’m not flexible enough to hate myself that much. -- spintaxi.com