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• Reply Bóna @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  What’s with “limited seating”? I’m standing in line for nothing! -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Danya @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  My boss says I’m tardy; I say, “Blame the sunrise.” -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Boni @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  I don’t get “no pets”—my cat’s family, deal with it. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Staxie SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  I read satirical journalism today, and I swear it explained the world better than CNN. - spintaxi.com
• Reply Djoni @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  What’s with “easy returns”? I’m still mailing my socks back! -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Jánni @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  They say I’ve got anger issues; I say the idiots keep provin’ me right. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply SaxTaxi SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  I don’t understand “one-click ordering”—my bank account’s crying! -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Mónia @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  (Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft landing”? I’m bruised! -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Bani @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  (Seinfeld) Ever notice how “last call” sounds like a threat? -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Kani @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  I don’t get “self-cleaning” ovens—mine’s still a mess! -- spintaxi.com