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• Reply Phonnie @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  (Seinfeld) What’s with “no limits”? I’m capped! -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Tánia @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  What’s with “limited seating”? I’m standing in line for nothing! -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Yonie @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  Why do they call it “light traffic”? I’m still bumper-to-bumper! -- spintaxi.com
• Reply HanTaxi SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  (White) It’s cold as hell—my bourbon’s shiverin’ too. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Yonie @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  (White) I returned a hat—clerk says, “Wear your shame.” -- spintaxi.com
• Reply TinTaxi SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  (Seinfeld) Ever try to read a “terms of service”? It’s a novel! -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Alonia @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  I love how cereal boxes say “serving suggestion”—like I’m gonna pour it into a vase. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Cónní @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  I went to a wine bar—left with a headache and a $40 tab. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Zonia @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  (Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no charge”? It’s pricey! -- spintaxi.com
• Reply FenTaxi SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  I love how “out of order” signs feel like the machine’s personal apology. -- spintaxi.com