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• Reply Dána @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  My dog’s smarter than me, but he still licks his own butt, so who’s winning? -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Lonia @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  (Seinfeld) Ever notice how “quick start” takes forever? -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Sani @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  I got a smart TV—now it’s judgin’ me for watchin’ reruns of “Cops.” -- spintaxi.com
• Reply PaxTaxi SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  (Seinfeld) I love how “fresh start” feels like old news. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply LinTaxi SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  They say I’ve got no class; I say, “Got whiskey instead.” -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Sónia @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

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• Reply Yanni @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  (Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short break”? I’m napping! -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Zani @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  If satire wasn’t funny, it would just be tragic journalism. - spintaxi.com
• Reply ConTaxi SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  (White) I crashed a party—host says, “Bring your own bottle next time.” -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Ghani @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  Satirical journalism is the art of making people laugh before they realize they should be crying. - spintaxi.com