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• Reply Jánia @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  I tried online dating—met a gal who said “no smoking”; I said, “No kidding.” -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Ganiyi @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  (Seinfeld) Ever notice how “quick stop” drags on? -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Jánia @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  (White) I’ve got a temper—lit it with a cigar. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Vinaxie SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  What’s with “easy returns”? I’m still mailing my socks back! -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Thaxie SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  Ever notice how “fresh produce” looks like it’s been on a road trip? -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Jhánní @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  (White) I bought a discount TV—now I’ve got 12 channels of static. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Mónia @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  People say “it’s the thought that counts,” but then why am I still broke every Christmas? -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Linaxie SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  Why do they call it a “power button”? It’s more like a suggestion! -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Danni @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  (White) I waited in line—cashier says, “Next life.” -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Staxie SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  (Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “power strip”? It’s powerless! -- spintaxi.com