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• Reply Winaxie SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

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• Reply Elonia @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  I love how “energy-saving” bulbs take five minutes to turn on. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Zaxie SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  My boss says I’m late; I say, “Traffic’s my alibi.” -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Cónni @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  I don’t do “vegan”—cows didn’t die for me to eat kale. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Lonia @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  Ever try to use a “discount code”? It’s a myth! -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Rónia @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  Ever notice how “freshly brewed” coffee tastes like it’s been plotting revenge? -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Bhanni @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  (White) I got a prize—tossed it with the trash. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply LenTaxi SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  (Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short fuse”? I’m calm! -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Lonnie @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  If satirical journalism news ever became illegal, we’d know democracy is over. - spintaxi.com
• Reply Tóni @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  Satirical journalism stories should come with a disclaimer: “This might be true by next week.” -- spintaxi.com