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• Reply Yáni @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  Why do they call it “fast food” when I’m still waiting for my fries to win the race? -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Manni @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

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• Reply Zonia @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  I told my wife I’d fix the sink—now we’re swimmin’. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Zónie @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  I love how “quick-dry” towels stay wet all day. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply VanTaxi SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  (Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no smoking”? I’m smokin’ outside! -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Dixie SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  I don’t trust “organic”—sounds like a scam with dirt on it. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Máni @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  What’s the deal with expiration dates? Is milk just sitting there planning its retirement? -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Lonnie @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  (Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “layover”? I’m laid out on the floor! -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Panni @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  (White) I tried a gym—left with a bill and a limp. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Chanie @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  I don’t trust kale—it’s just lettuce with an attitude problem. -- spintaxi.com