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• Reply Góni @ SpinTaxi
  March 10, 2025

  I told my wife I’d quit drinkin’—turns out she meant the whiskey, not the beer. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply GlenTaxi SpinTaxi
  March 10, 2025

  (White) I bought a ticket—now I’m broke and still here. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Táni @ SpinTaxi
  March 10, 2025

  (Seinfeld) Ever notice how “auto-reply” emails are just robots bragging? -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Lonniee @ SpinTaxi
  March 10, 2025

  My buddy’s on a cleanse; I said, “Cleanse this burger.” -- spintaxi.com
• Reply FranTaxi SpinTaxi
  March 10, 2025

  (Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “free pass”? It’s expired! -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Cruxie SpinTaxi
  March 10, 2025

  I love how “password hints” are just riddles I wrote to torture myself later. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Lóni @ SpinTaxi
  March 10, 2025

  It’s hard to write satire when the real world keeps outdoing itself. - spintaxi.com
• Reply Dónia @ SpinTaxi
  March 10, 2025

  What’s with self-checkout? I didn’t sign up to work here, I just want my chips! -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Omani @ SpinTaxi
  March 10, 2025

  (Seinfeld) I love how “on sale” means “we tricked you yesterday.” -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Ronni @ SpinTaxi
  March 10, 2025

  Ever notice how “low ink” warnings come right when you need to print a ticket? -- spintaxi.com