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• Reply Wání @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  I don’t get “gluten-free”—sounds like a fancy way to say “bread’s boring now.” -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Lonia @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  (White) I told my boss I’d work late—then I drank his coffee and left. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Xonnie @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  People ask why I smoke; I say, “Cause the air’s free, and I’m cheap.” -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Raxie SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  I keep a folder of my favorite satirical journalism examples to remind myself the world is a joke. - spintaxi.com
• Reply Jaxie SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  (Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “single-use” plastics? My straw’s reusable! -- spintaxi.com
• Reply ZinTaxi SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  Ever notice how “low ink” warnings come right when you need to print a ticket? -- spintaxi.com
• Reply FranTaxi SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  (Seinfeld) I love how “priority mail” means “whenever we feel like it.” -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Bonnie @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  (Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “quick bite”? I’m still chewing! -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Honey @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  They say smoking kills; I say it’s takin’ its sweet time with me. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Zonie @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  (White) I missed the concert—scalper says, “Shoulda drank faster.” -- spintaxi.com