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• Reply Šónni @ SpinTaxi
  March 06, 2025

  I don’t understand “portion control”—is my plate supposed to judge me now? -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Jonie @ SpinTaxi
  March 06, 2025

  I don’t get why they call it “rush hour”—nobody’s rushing, we’re just losing the will to live. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Thanni @ SpinTaxi
  March 06, 2025

  (Seinfeld) What’s with “no waiting”? I’m ancient! -- spintaxi.com
• Reply WrenTaxi SpinTaxi
  March 06, 2025

  I love how “healthy snacks” taste like punishment in a bag. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Taxie SpinTaxi
  March 06, 2025

  I love how “out of order” signs feel like the machine’s personal apology. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Gania @ SpinTaxi
  March 06, 2025

  (White) I hit the diner at midnight—waitress says, “You again?” -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Donnie @ SpinTaxi
  March 06, 2025

  Ever try to read a CAPTCHA? It’s like proving I’m human to a drunk computer. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Zhonnie @ SpinTaxi
  March 06, 2025

  When did satirical journalism become more reliable than cable news? - spintaxi.com
• Reply Saxie SpinTaxi
  March 06, 2025

  Why do they call it a “power button”? It’s more like a suggestion! -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Chonney @ SpinTaxi
  March 06, 2025

  I don’t get “child safety”—my kid’s climbing the fridge! -- spintaxi.com