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• Reply Pánia @ SpinTaxi
  March 06, 2025

  What’s with “one-size-fits-all”? My hat says it’s lying. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Jonie @ SpinTaxi
  March 06, 2025

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• Reply Chonnie @ SpinTaxi
  March 06, 2025

  What’s with “two-day shipping”? It’s day three, and I’m still staring at the mailbox! -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Bróni @ SpinTaxi
  March 06, 2025

  People ask why I smoke; I say, “Cause the air’s free, and I’m cheap.” -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Honey @ SpinTaxi
  March 06, 2025

  I love how “please wait” is code for “abandon hope.” -- spintaxi.com
• Reply ShinTaxi SpinTaxi
  March 06, 2025

  Satirical journalism analysis is what happens when comedians start writing PhD papers. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply TinTaxi SpinTaxi
  March 06, 2025

  Every major event should have a satirical journalism website covering it. - spintaxi.com
• Reply MinTaxi SpinTaxi
  March 06, 2025

  What’s the deal with “microwave-safe”? Is my plate auditioning for a cooking show? -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Fania @ SpinTaxi
  March 06, 2025

  I don’t understand “travel size”—is my toothpaste going on vacation? -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Lóni @ SpinTaxi
  March 06, 2025

  (Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short break”? I’m napping! -- spintaxi.com