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• Reply Zinaxie SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  My ex says I’m a slob; I say, “Art’s messy, babe.” -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Donnie @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Who’s in charge of this language? -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Jonie @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  Ever notice how “on hold” music is the soundtrack to losing hope? -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Yanni @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  My neighbor says I’m rude; I say, “Wave next time, genius.” -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Bóna @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  My buddy’s on a diet; I said, “Good luck starvin’ while I eat this ribeye.” -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Zani @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  (White) My inbox says “out of office”; I say, “Out of whiskey.” -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Monney @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  My buddy’s on a cleanse; I said, “Cleanse this burger.” -- spintaxi.com
• Reply LinTaxi SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  (White) I got pitched—bought a boat I can’t steer. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Lhanie @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  (Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast cash”—I’m broke! -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Yáni @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  I want satirical journalism humor on my gravestone. -- spintaxi.com