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• Reply Panni @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  (Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft landing”? I’m bruised! -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Yanni @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  What’s with “no refunds”? I just bought a brick in a box! -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Lonia @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  Ever try to use a “courtesy phone”? It’s never courteous! -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Soni @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  Ever notice how elevators have a “close door” button that’s just there to mock you? -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Nonnie @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  I read satirical journalism stories and wonder if I accidentally traveled to the future. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Rinaxie SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  I love how “diet soda” promises zero calories but tastes like regret. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Vinaxie SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  (Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast cash”—I’m broke! -- spintaxi.com
• Reply PanTaxi SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  (Seinfeld) I don’t get “wind chill”—is the breeze mad at me? -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Shawnie @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  I got a smart TV—now it’s judgin’ me for watchin’ reruns of “Cops.” -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Dani @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  I read satirical journalism today, and now I’m questioning my entire worldview. - spintaxi.com