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• Reply Lonniee @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  I don’t get “no pets”—my cat’s family, deal with it. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Xáni @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  (White) I recycle—toss the cans when the dog’s done lickin’ ’em. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Brannie @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  Ever try to find a pen that works? It’s like a scavenger hunt at my desk. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Lonnie @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  I went to a fancy wine tasting—left with a buzz and a $12 bottle of regret. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Raxie SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  Ever try to read a CAPTCHA? It’s like proving I’m human to a drunk computer. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Nanni @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  I told my wife I’d fix the sink—now we’re swimmin’. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Lónia @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  I went to a “no smoking” bar—left with a lighter and a grudge. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Mixie SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  People say I’m loud; I say the room’s just too damn quiet. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Fóni @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  Why do they call it a “fast pass”? I’m still in line! -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Waxie SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  The best satirical journalism humor is indistinguishable from real political speeches. -- spintaxi.com