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• Reply Manya @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  Ever notice how “next-day delivery” means “maybe next week”? -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Lonnie @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  (White) I tapped my card—bar says, “Tap out, buddy.” -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Rhíaní @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  (Seinfeld) I love how “on sale” means “we tricked you yesterday.” -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Rhianni @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  I don’t get “organic” labels—did I miss the era of plastic bananas? -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Monni @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  I don’t get “gluten-free”—sounds like a fancy way to say “bread’s boring now.” -- spintaxi.com
• Reply SaxTaxi SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  (White) Bar closed early—guess I’m drinkin’ in the parkin’ lot. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Bání @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  I read satirical journalism, and suddenly reality makes more sense. - spintaxi.com
• Reply Rhanni @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  (Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “digital detox”? My phone’s detoxing me! -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Dawnie @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  I love how “out of order” signs feel like the machine’s personal apology. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Chonny @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  (White) I took a break—boss says, “Get back here.” -- spintaxi.com