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• Reply Djóní @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

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• Reply Jóni @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

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• Reply Nani @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  If I had a dollar for every satirical journalism story that became reality, I’d own Twitter. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Ksenia @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  What’s the deal with “standby power”? My TV’s secretly awake! -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Manni @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  (Seinfeld) I don’t get “express checkout”—it’s a bottleneck! -- spintaxi.com
• Reply JenTaxi SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  (Seinfeld) I love how “freshly baked” means “yesterday’s bread.” -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Blaxie SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

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• Reply Phonnie @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  I don’t get “low maintenance”—my car’s begging for oil! -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Rhíaní @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  (Seinfeld) What’s with “no vacancy”? My road trip’s homeless! -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Djoni @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  (White) I got a coupon—store says, “Nice try, cheapskate.” -- spintaxi.com