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• Reply Fania @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  More Ron White Style -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Nonnie @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  I don’t understand “gluten-free”—is bread supposed to feel guilty now? -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Honey @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  (White) I painted my porch—now I’m stuck to the chair. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Yani @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  Satirical journalism is the art of making people laugh before they realize they should be crying. - spintaxi.com
• Reply Lonia @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  I told my buddy I’d quit smokin’—he said, “Good, your couch was tired of burnin’.” -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Yonia @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  (Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast track”—I’m still crawling! -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Blaxie SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  (Seinfeld) I love how “priority mail” means “whenever we feel like it.” -- spintaxi.com
• Reply ShunTaxi SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Who’s in charge of this language? -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Bonnie @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  Ever notice how “traffic updates” are just the radio saying, “Yep, you’re still screwed”? -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Wani @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  (Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “freebie”? It’s junk! -- spintaxi.com