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• Reply Spinaxie SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  Why do they call it “fast food” when I’m still waiting for my fries to win the race? -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Shawnie @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  I got a Fitbit—now I know I walk 12 steps to the fridge. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Cáni @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  (Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft touch”? I’m broke! -- spintaxi.com
• Reply JenTaxi SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  I don’t get “low-fat”—tastes like someone stole the good part. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Foni @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  If a satirical journalism website doesn’t make you uncomfortable, you’re not paying attention. - spintaxi.com
• Reply Flaxie SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  If a satirical journalism website goes too long without being sued, are they even trying? - spintaxi.com
• Reply Nónni @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  (Seinfeld) I love how “fresh air” smells like smog. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Šónni @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Who’s in charge of this language? -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Pinaxie SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  Why do they call it “rush delivery” when it still takes three days? -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Doniye @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  Ever try to use a “ticket stub”? It’s just trash now! -- spintaxi.com