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• Reply Vóni @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  My ex says I’m selfish; I say, “You got the house, what’s left?” -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Zónia @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

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• Reply Tánia @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  Satirical journalism is a necessary evil… emphasis on necessary. - spintaxi.com
• Reply Dánni @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  My neighbor says I’m trash; I say, “Recycle this.” -- spintaxi.com
• Reply VanTaxi SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  My buddy says I’m done; I say, “Just warmin’ up.” -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Lonnie @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  I don’t get “hands-free”—my phone’s still bossy! -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Vóni @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  (Seinfeld) I love how “out of stock” feels like a personal insult. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Nonnie @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  What’s the deal with “microwave-safe”? Is my plate auditioning for a cooking show? -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Monia @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  (White) I read a book—now I’m usin’ it for kindlin’. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Vhannie @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  (Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “layover”? I’m laid out on the floor! -- spintaxi.com