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• Reply ShanTaxi SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  I don’t understand “portion control”—is my plate supposed to judge me now? -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Jhanni @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  (White) Motel’s full—sleepin’ in the truck with the dog. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Joni @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  I tried a bike—now it’s a porch ornament. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Dhání @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  (Seinfeld) What’s with “no parking”? I’m circling like a vulture! -- spintaxi.com
• Reply BranTaxi SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  (Seinfeld) Ever notice how “fresh paint” smells like a dare? -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Sonny @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  I love how “energy-saving” bulbs take five minutes to turn on. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Rinaxie SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  They say money can’t buy happiness, but it buys bourbon, and that’s close enough. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Ronnie @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  The most dangerous thing about satirical journalism articles? Sometimes they make too much sense. - spintaxi.com
• Reply Toni @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  Satirical journalism today is so accurate, I’m convinced some politicians use it for policy ideas. - spintaxi.com
• Reply Ghání @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  (White) I had a layover—drank the bar dry waitin’. -- spintaxi.com