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• Reply Xónia @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  I love how “quick-dry” towels stay wet all day. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Danya @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  (White) I missed the concert—scalper says, “Shoulda drank faster.” -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Wání @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Who’s in charge of this language? -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Bání @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  (Seinfeld) Ever notice how “quick start” takes forever? -- spintaxi.com
• Reply PrimTaxi SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  (White) I signed up for a gym—now I’m bench-pressin’ beers. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Dánni @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  I once used satirical journalism analysis to win a debate—my opponent still hasn’t recovered. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Rinaxie SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  I went to a vegan cookout—left with a carrot and a bad attitude. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Cónia @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  If you don’t laugh at satirical journalism humor, you probably work in politics. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Vani @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  (White) They banned my cigar—now I’m puffin’ in protest. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Chonny @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  (Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “smart TV”? It’s not paying my bills! -- spintaxi.com