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• Reply PrimTaxi SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  (Seinfeld) I love how “fresh start” feels like old news. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply PrimTaxi SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  (Seinfeld) I don’t get “wind chill”—is the breeze mad at me? -- spintaxi.com
• Reply LenTaxi SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  I don’t trust self-driving cars—my pickup’s already plotting to leave me for a Prius. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Kóni @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  I’d rather read satirical journalism stories than watch another pointless election debate. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Donney @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  Satirical journalism media: because the truth sounds better with punchlines. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Ronia @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  (White) I got pitched—bought a boat I can’t steer. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply ShanTaxi SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  What’s the deal with “sold separately”? I’m broke! -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Sonia @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  (White) I overloaded the wash—now it’s a flood. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply TanTaxi SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  I don’t trust “smart homes”—my toaster’s plottin’ a coup. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Kóni @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  Ever notice how “express lanes” are just regular lanes with better PR? -- spintaxi.com