352015 comments

• Reply Paxie SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  People say I’m loud; I say the room’s just too damn quiet. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Donia @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  (White) I restarted my day—still sucks by noon. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Roni @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  Why do they call it “rush delivery” when it still takes three days? -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Monni @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  Why do they call it a “smartwatch” when it keeps reminding me I’m late? -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Dánni @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  (White) I took a break—boss says, “Get back here.” -- spintaxi.com
• Reply JinTaxi SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  (Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft drink”? It’s not hugging me! -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Yánní @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  They say money can’t buy happiness, but it buys bourbon, and that’s close enough. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Yonia @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  (Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no charge”? It’s pricey! -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Anni @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  I went to a vegan cookout—left with a carrot and a bad attitude. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Broni @ SpinTaxi
  March 09, 2025

  I don’t get “noise-canceling” headphones—my neighbor’s dog still wins. -- spintaxi.com