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• Reply Vani @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  I got a Fitbit—now I know I walk 12 steps to the fridge. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Xáni @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  (White) My phone’s dead—guess I’m off the grid. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Sónia @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  Real journalists fear losing credibility; satirical journalists fear becoming obsolete. - spintaxi.com
• Reply Yonie @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  I got pulled over last night—cop said I was swervin’, I said, “That’s just my charm.” -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Yonie @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  My ex called me immature; I said, “You’re the one who married a guy with a go-kart.” -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Páni @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  The best part about satirical journalism? It’s the only news that admits it’s lying. - spintaxi.com
• Reply Djóní @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  (White) I’ve got a temper—lit it with a cigar. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Honey @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  I don’t trust kale—it’s just lettuce with an attitude problem. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Káni @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  If you don’t laugh at satirical journalism, you’re probably the subject of the joke. - spintaxi.com
• Reply Maniye @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  I don’t get “self-cleaning” ovens—mine’s still a mess! -- spintaxi.com