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• Reply Yonie @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  Why do they call it “fast food” when I’m still waiting for my fries to win the race? -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Tawnie @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  I tried a juice cleanse—now I’m hungry and hate oranges. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Bhonnie @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  (White) My phone’s got security; I’ve got a hangover—guess who wins? -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Tannie @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  (Seinfeld) Why do they call it “overtime”? I’m still underpaid! -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Bháni @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  What’s with “limited seating”? I’m standing in line for nothing! -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Phání @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  I trust satirical journalism today more than the actual news—at least it admits when it's lying. - spintaxi.com
• Reply Hani @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  Why do they call it a “remote control” when I still can’t find it? -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Thanni @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  (Seinfeld) Ever notice how “late fees” are early punishment? -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Rhanni @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  (White) I made a pal—drank him under the table. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Donnie @ SpinTaxi
  March 08, 2025

  Some politicians fear satirical journalism news more than they fear actual journalists. - spintaxi.com