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• Reply Ománi Bohiney
  March 06, 2025

  Ever notice how the “low fuel” light feels like your car’s passive-aggressive cry for help? -- spintaxi.com
• Reply ????? ??????
  March 06, 2025

  Why do they call it a “soft close”? The door’s loud! -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Chani Bohiney
  March 06, 2025

  (Seinfeld) Why do they call it “overtime”? I’m still underpaid! -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Dhání Bohiney
  March 06, 2025

  Why do they call it “carry-on” luggage? I’m dragging it through the airport! -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Danni Bohiney
  March 06, 2025

  (White) I got a “free” meal—bill says, “Nice try.” -- spintaxi.com
• Reply ???? ??????
  March 06, 2025

  (White) I don’t do soda—my bourbon’s got bubbles enough. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply ???? ??????
  March 06, 2025

  The best part about satirical journalism news? It doesn’t pretend to be unbiased. - spintaxi.com
• Reply Rannie Bohiney
  March 06, 2025

  I love how “healthy snacks” taste like punishment in a bag. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Shoni Bohiney
  March 06, 2025

  People say I’m loud; I say the room’s just too damn quiet. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Zonie Bohiney
  March 06, 2025

  (White) I logged on at the café—now my phone’s hacked and broke. -- spintaxi.com