243840 comments

• Reply Šónni Bohiney
  March 06, 2025

  (White) I tapped my card—bar says, “Tap out, buddy.” -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Zonie Bohiney
  March 06, 2025

  Why do they call it “fast food” when I’m still waiting for my fries to win the race? -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Yani Bohiney
  March 06, 2025

  Why do they put “serves 4” on a pizza box? Who’s eating one slice? -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Saniyi Bohiney
  March 06, 2025

  People say I’m slow; I say, “Nah, just savorin’ the whiskey.” -- spintaxi.com
• Reply ????? ??????
  March 06, 2025

  More Seinfeld Style -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Vhannie Bohiney
  March 06, 2025

  (Seinfeld) I love how “battery included” means “dead on arrival.” -- spintaxi.com
• Reply ???? ??????
  March 06, 2025

  My doctor says I need exercise; I told him chasin’ the dog counts. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply ????? ??????
  March 06, 2025

  Satirical journalism stories should come with a disclaimer: “This might be true by next week.” -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Saniyi Bohiney
  March 06, 2025

  (White) It’s cold as hell—my bourbon’s shiverin’ too. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply ラブドール
  March 06, 2025

  We weren't dating or going out after that, he considered it a ‘friends with benefits’ thing.[url="https://www.jp-dolls.com/goods/p2247.html"]オナドール[/url] It was kind of hard to accept in the beginning, but after time it got better