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• Reply Bonnye @ SpinTaxi
  March 10, 2025

  I don’t get “pet-free”—my dog’s my roommate. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Vinaxie SpinTaxi
  March 10, 2025

  I don’t get “gluten-free”—sounds like a fancy way to say “bread’s boring now.” -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Káni @ SpinTaxi
  March 10, 2025

  Why do we whisper in libraries? Are the books gonna overhear us plotting? -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Doniye @ SpinTaxi
  March 10, 2025

  People say I’m slow; I say, “Nah, just savorin’ the whiskey.” -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Sónia @ SpinTaxi
  March 10, 2025

  (Seinfeld) Why do they call it “stand-up comedy”? I’m sitting! -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Chaxie SpinTaxi
  March 10, 2025

  People say I’m wired; I say, “Coffee’s my co-pilot.” -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Yánní @ SpinTaxi
  March 10, 2025

  I tried a treadmill—now it’s a $500 coat rack. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Monni @ SpinTaxi
  March 10, 2025

  Ever notice how “traffic updates” are just the radio saying, “Yep, you’re still screwed”? -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Maniye @ SpinTaxi
  March 10, 2025

  Some of the best satirical journalism examples have been turned into TV shows—and they still seem too tame. - spintaxi.com
• Reply Zónia @ SpinTaxi
  March 10, 2025

  (White) I got a “free” meal—bill says, “Nice try.” -- spintaxi.com