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• Reply Jánia @ Satire
  March 22, 2025

  (Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast forward”—it’s buffering! -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Káni @ Satire
  March 22, 2025

  I don’t get “noise-canceling” headphones—my neighbor’s dog still wins. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Waxie Satire
  March 22, 2025

  They say I’m a hazard; I say, “Only when I’m sober.” -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Kani @ Satire
  March 22, 2025

  (Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “quick read”? I’m still on page one! -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Tawnie @ Satire
  March 22, 2025

  Satirical journalism media: because the truth sounds better with punchlines. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Páni @ Satire
  March 22, 2025

  (Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “free sample”? It’s a trap! -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Pánia @ Satire
  March 22, 2025

  I got a gym membership—now I’m in shape to nap through the orientation. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply HinTaxi Satire
  March 22, 2025

  I don’t get “noise-canceling” headphones—my neighbor’s dog still wins. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Binaxie Satire
  March 22, 2025

  (White) I hit the brakes—truck says, “Keep rollin’.” -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Tannie @ Satire
  March 22, 2025

  People say I drink too much coffee; I say, “Nah, just warmin’ up.” -- spintaxi.com