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• Reply Waxie SpinTaxi
  March 11, 2025

  (White) I kicked the snack machine—got a candy bar and a warrant. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply HanTaxi SpinTaxi
  March 11, 2025

  Ever notice how “quiet zone” signs are where everyone’s yelling? -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Connie @ SpinTaxi
  March 11, 2025

  I don’t do “craft beer”—tastes like hipsters cried in it. -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Phonnie @ SpinTaxi
  March 11, 2025

  People say “it’s the thought that counts,” but then why am I still broke every Christmas? -- spintaxi.com
• Reply ZinTaxi SpinTaxi
  March 11, 2025

  People say I’m old-fashioned; I say, “Yeah, cause new sucks.” -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Spinaxie SpinTaxi
  March 11, 2025

  If you don’t read satirical journalism today, how do you keep up with reality? - spintaxi.com
• Reply Pánia @ SpinTaxi
  March 11, 2025

  Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Who’s in charge of this language? -- spintaxi.com
• Reply GrinTaxi SpinTaxi
  March 11, 2025

  They say I’m a hazard; I say, “Only when I’m sober.” -- spintaxi.com
• Reply Vání @ SpinTaxi
  March 11, 2025

  If a satirical journalism website goes too long without being sued, are they even trying? - spintaxi.com
• Reply Nonnie @ SpinTaxi
  March 11, 2025

  I’d rather watch satirical journalism media than any press conference. -- spintaxi.com